If There's Any Possible Way to Improve Upon the Machete, This Is It [Desired]

I don't have any particular affinity towards blade wielding of any kind (I generally just gnaw on whole slabs of steak), but when I look at Gerber's Gator Machete Pro, I have a strong desire to slice something in half. More »

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